lumnch:

lumnch:

lumnch:

My nips: *get really pokey out of nowhere*

Me: what is it girls? what do you see?

In honor of this post reaching 100,000 notes my nips are now banned from Tumblr

This is what they saw, all that time ago, like a cat before a storm

meekaleeks:

Mirror me, selfie me, and real-life me have got to come to some sort of agreement

accio-shitpost:

i still can’t get over the fact that you don’t need parental permission to be in the triwizard tournament, but you do to go into the next town

pattyjenkins:

*male celebrities worrying about getting their career ruined*

all of us:

(Source: daisyjazzridley)

ziraseal:

spanishskulduggery:

spanishskulduggery:

Do you ever find things you wrote when you were little and just really want to die a little?

Me at age 11: “I am a sea of feelings. I am an emocean.”

Emocean underlined three times

11 year old you is a fucking genius 

h0llaween:

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

rebelmeg:

My mine has literally NEVER gone to cars.

(Source: reddit.com)

sandsvendor100:

People Are Always Saying Some Things To Me And Well Im SICK Of It